The LinkedIn Legend
01“Your five-year plan has six fonts and zero hobbies.”
Brag sheet detected. Roast level: lightly toasted.
The first drop is warming up
Your personality called.
It wants a better comeback.
RoastMe.ai makes wildly shareable roast cards from the details you volunteer. Brutally funny, never cruel.
Validation preview — no email requested, no payment taken, and this button does not save your details.
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Unofficial personality assessment
You don’t need a therapist. You need better material.
Concept preview / 2026
No fake outrage. No punching down. Just a very good joke at your expense.
Boundaries built in
The alleged output
Cards made for the group chat.
Samples only. The paid generator is not live yet—and no one’s face is required for this preview.
The Group Chat CFO
02“You call it ‘being efficient.’ Your friends call it sending a spreadsheet to brunch.”
No feelings harmed. A few calendars were affected.
The Red-Flag Sommelier
03“Your type is apparently ‘potential,’ and the potential is always unemployed.”
For legal reasons, this is a joke. For emotional reasons: noted.
How it will work
Three prompts. One immaculate read.
We’re collecting interest first, then building the generator with the right guardrails—not pretending it exists before it does.
01
Give us the tea
When the generator opens, you’ll answer a few prompts about your job, your ick, and your most defendable red flag.
02
Set the heat
Pick your preferred level of spice. The goal is a screenshot-worthy laugh—not a bad day.
03
Share the damage
Your roast card is being designed for the group chat, your story, or a perfectly timed self-own.
The roast rules
Funny has a floor.
RoastMe.ai is being shaped around consent, context, and a hard line against cruelty. We’re here for the self-own, not hate, harassment, or humiliation.
Your preview stays yours
This concept page doesn’t ask for uploads, personal details, or payment information.
Privacy before punchlines
The future product will make its data practices clear before anyone shares a story—or a selfie.
The first drop
Be early. Get roasted later.
We’re validating the idea before the generator launches. Tap in if you want to see what this becomes—nothing is collected from this page.